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Commonly used in California, A bitchquake is a small earthquake that hardly does any damage and only lasts for a short period of time.
1: Hey did you feel that bitchquake this morning?
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.
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Commonly used in California, A bitchquake is a small earthquake that hardly does any damage and only lasts for a short period of time.
1: Hey did you feel that bitchquake this morning?
2: Nope, I slept right threw it because it was so small.
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A Bitchquake is what causes an unreasonable argument that seems to come out of no where.
My girlfriend and I were having a nice day at the beach yesterday until all of a sudden...out of no where...BITCHQUAKE! Ruined the whole day.

The family was sitting around the dinner table having a nice Thanksgiving until Aunt Lucy set off a Bitchquake and everyone left early.
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