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Two gorgeous, vuluptious, enticing, supple, large, tantalizing, delicious, mouth-watering, makes you do nothing but want to squeeze them over and over and over and over again breasts. The reason that the term motorboating came to be.
Matt: Wow, did you see the bitchners on that chick?

Hoffman: Yeah, I might schoon later to the thought of them
by kknight986 August 10, 2009

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