bitch muffin

sone one who acts like such a bitch (see bitch) that you want to take a huge muffin and shove it up their ass.

Marshall stop being such a goddamn bitch muffin!

by billy joe bob April 23, 2005

bitch muffin

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.

That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.

by VanillaIsMyBro April 22, 2011

muffin bitch

a freshman who delivers food to upperclassmen without respect or pay, just because he's an upperclassmen. not to be confused with a "muffin lad", who is generally friends with the upperclassmen

Stop being his muffin bitch. Just stop getting him muffins

by h-daskl April 12, 2008

muffin bitch

sum one whoo bitches 2 much nd isz mad dramatic

joseph: dame willie boy u stepped on my shoes

willie boy: stop bitching

jospeh: no nigga these are my new shoes

willie boy: ur acting like a muffin bitch u suck man

by willie boy January 30, 2008

Pig Muffin Bitch

A Pig Muffin Bitch is a woman who has pink undertoned skin, is very fat, and lives in a trailer park. This term is used in the South of the US.

Allie: Howdy y'all! We gotta get dem darn illegals outta here yna?

Kayla: lol what a pig muffin bitch

by BlackQueenReppin December 26, 2011

Tough Muffins Bitch

"well isn't that just too bad"
Used to express misfortune
coined by a hilarious girl on Gull Lake (Chubby)

ME: I didn't get to see my B.F. last night.
Chubby: Tough muffins bitch; you see him every night!

by Breastie January 31, 2009