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8.
a relative unit of measure for speed, humidity, or emotion
wow, he's going faster than a bitch monkey!
That's drier'n a bitch monkey
get out of the way... she's angrier than all bitch monkey
by antiminimidge February 15, 2005
 
9.
Also known as the common racoon.
My boyfriend and I were camping and he caught a bitch monkey eating our bread.
by spinningmia May 20, 2007
 
10.
my brother's desperate, pathetic, and ugly girlfriend who nobody likes.
She has been dumped so many times. Now she's so desperate she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. We call her the bitch monkey.
by princess traci April 25, 2006
 
11.
a brother's desperate, ugly, and insecure girlfriend who nobody likes
She's so desperate that she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. No one else wants her because she is so ugly. She's known as the bitch monkey.
by princess traci April 28, 2006
 
12.
A very dry monkey. Also, something extremely dry.
This ham is drier than a bitch monkey, y'alls.
by ATOT March 14, 2004