Tallahassee Bitchlock

The act of linking one's genital piercing to that of a companion. For example, linking two Prince Alberts with a carabiner clip, or a Prince Albert to a clitoral piercing with a cable tie.

I lost the key to that padlock and ended up Tallahassee Bitchlocked to Jeremy for several hours.

Tallahassee Bitchlock by Mugatny April 19, 2017

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bitchblack

The Deepest, Darkest Midnight Black shade of hair!

I sure Wish I had bitchblack hair!!

bitchblack by Starchylde December 23, 2014

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bitchlocks • Tallahassee Bitchlock • bitchblock • bitchlick • bitchlicker • bitchpocket • Bitchblocker • bitchcocker • witchlock • Alfred Bitchcock

The BioClock Speaking

An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.

Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.

Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.

Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...

Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!

The BioClock Speaking by Belch Queen October 20, 2018

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Bitchduck

Bitch duck is a cartoon character Peter Griffin from the television program Family Guy created for his show "Handiquacks". She likes to have no fun, and ruins others fun.

That girl is always ruining our fun, what a bitchduck.

Bitchduck by elliethebitchduck July 11, 2010

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Bitchpocolypse

The gathering of female dogs and expecting males being disappointed cause of the miss understanding.

guy1:Dude that Bitchpocolypse was such a boner killer.

guy2:I know so i guess im still forever alone.

Bitchpocolypse by Tits McGee and Dick Mcgoo July 17, 2013

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Bitchbook

Refers to those who use Facebook consistently to complain about their problems! Bitch, bitch, bitch!!

"STATUS: Here I am again, using Bitchbook.....Why is my life so miserable? I have another headache today!"

Bitchbook by wisdom66 July 15, 2009

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bitchsack

Someone who is particularly bitchy and is a ballsack; someone who is so annoying that they make it possible to create a mixture of a male and female description to describe them.

David: "Kyle tried to molest my sister."
Sam: "That bitchsack!"

bitchsack by i hate zalman rodkin June 30, 2016

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