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Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude 

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.
After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

bitchiness 

Refers to the level or amount to which a bitch is being bitchy or bitch-like.
"I know you're having a bad day but tone down the bitchiness."
bitchiness by rjoynesjr July 6, 2008

Bitched Over 

When you get fooled, hurt, or otherwise had a negative experience with a bitch.

Like being fucked over, but by a bitch.
"Hey man, you remember that girl who was so great, in the end I got bitched over."
Bitched Over by Goofry July 1, 2009

Passive Bitchive

Mostly woman-to-woman phenomena, passive bitchive behaviour is a common form of covert abuse related to individuals who are bitches under cover.

There is a thin line between being a bitch to being a passive bitchive person. When a girl is a behaving as bitch to you, you know that you've been abused. It is easily identified. Passive bitchive behaviour is disguised by actions that seem to be innocent but are in fact a sophisticated way of expressing one bitchiness.

Passive bitchive behavior stems from the need to behave cruelly in an indirect way.
Fat Jane: "Do you think I look good in this jeans?"
Liz the bitch: "you gained a bit of weight didn't you?!?!"
Passive Bitchive Liz: "I love it, it highlights your curves"

Fat Jane: "can you set me up with your friend?"
Liz the bitch: "You are way out of you're league hun..."
Passive Bitchive Liz: "Sure hun, hope he'll like you though"
Passive Bitchive by Eyalc September 11, 2011

Get Bitched On 

To assert your dominance on someone, or to overpower someone, you say it after you bitch on them,
My friend tried to tackle me but I tackled him and yelled Get Bitched On to him.

Bitched Out 

When a person male or female just snaps at you for any reason.
My friend totally Bitched Out the waiter for getting their order worng.
Bitched Out by Liz A.B. January 8, 2006