Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.

Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

Resting Bitchface by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015

resting bitchface syndrome 

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.

Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome

resting bitchface syndrome by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015

bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.

What's up, you sorry bitchface monkey

bitchface monkey by jpsi June 11, 2006

Bitch faced

The act of swinging your head across someone else's face.

Dude #1: You must be Richard Simmons.
Dude #2: *Bitch faced Dude #1*.
Dude #1: Screw you, man! Ouch!

Bitch faced by TheCanadianAsian August 25, 2009

Princess Bitch-Faced Syndrome 

Where a teenage daughter is spoilt by her mother resulting in her becoming a snob and in the process becoming a bitch towards her mother.

Dude: "Did you see what she said to her mother?"
Dude2: "Yeh! She must have a case of princess bitch-faced syndrome!"

Princess Bitch-Faced Syndrome by ACA June 11, 2006

bitchfacehoebag 

a person that you hate so much that you have to use two vulgar words smushed together just to describe them

I hate you so much, you're such a bitchfacehoebag! GO JUMP OFF A ROOF AND DIE!

bitchfacehoebag by FTWagainststaceyhoffman October 22, 2008

Señor Bitchface 

Professional European football player David Villa (pronunciation in english: Dahveed Veeah).

Currently playing on club level for wonderful F. C. Barcelona in Spain in La Liga (also called Primera Division) and has been a consistent player for the Spanish national team (with the number 7 on his shirt).

Villa is commonly known and also very famous for his ability to make bitchfaces.

Villa has been awarded 1st place in the "bitchface" category and is without arguing and the leading expert in his field. (See winning pictures on www.kickette.com).

Villa has therefore been given the name "Señor Bitchface".

Google him online and you'll see the pictures with Señor Bitchface (posted on www.kickette.com on a few different occasions) and don't forget to look at Fernando Torres's bitchfaces too while you're at it (2nd place).

Señor Bitchface by Barcelista June 15, 2010