when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.
"Did you see that fat, sweaty asshole try to run a 5K? He was rocking some killer bitchtits!"
by Jolly judd January 29, 2009
Male breats(man-boobs) are called Bitch titts
Bob has bitch titts
damn that chubber gotta get himself fitted for a bra
by disturbed April 05, 2004
To be stealth, unseen, invisible or ninja-like.
I can't find my keys...I think they went bitchtits.

I'm so embarrassed I wish I was bitchtits.

They were so quiet, they were nearly bitchtits
by The4Pillars January 25, 2011
Any one seen Fight Club? There's a fight scene involving a guy who has bitch tits.

Bitch tits form when a male heavily abuses steroids. Given that all men have a small amount of oestrogen in addition to testosterone, steroids greatly increase the level of testosterone in a man's body.

However, in an attempt to keep testosterone and oestrogen at steady levels in relation to each other, the body produces much more oestorgen than necessary, resulting in feminine characteristics, namely breasts.
"Is Pete still on the 'roids?"

"No. He stopped taking them last year when they gave him bitch tits."
by Courtney April 08, 2005
When men have rather large TITTAYS.
Bob, Bob had bitch tits.
by ReyZ June 23, 2003
When a man has large, woman-like breasts.
"Wow that guy has bitch tits."
by MF September 01, 2002
massive man breasts which may require the use of a bra.
A:"Yo...who's that fat shit over there..with the huge bitch tits?"
B:"Man..thats TJ bro"
by Barry B July 02, 2004
1. (n) the condition that arises in males who have stopped taking steroids. The male body in reaction to the steroids starts producing large amaounts of female hormones such as estrogren and progesterone, resulting in the growth of breasts.

2. (n) the condition that arises in overweight men
1. Damn, now that John is not taking steroids anymore he's gone bald and has some bitch tit.

2. George needs to lose some weight cause he got some serious bitch tit.
by Nikki4mets August 24, 2006

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