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Bitch load 

A unit of measurement roughly equivalent to the weight an average woman is barely able to carry, yet a weight that she could carry all day. 1,000,000 Bitch loads = .5 Man loads.
Yo Bailey. I have Bitch loads of homework tonight. It will be done in two seconds.
Bitch load by BigJohnAndTheBoys April 17, 2011

Bitch Load 

An extremely large load/quantity of something that is of significant value to the person describing it.

It is a hell of a lot bigger than ass load or shit load.
I just pwned you with a bitch load of points.
Bitch Load by McDouchebag514 July 21, 2009

batchload 

A person who is a real piece of work. Someone either really complex or really screwed up or someone almost unbearably hard to handle.

The genesis of the term can be traced from a person being a real piece of "work" or a real "load" and multiple jobs and tasks are often done in "batches." Thus.. a person who is extremely screwed up can be called a "batchload"
That dude Zen, I swear is a friggin BATCHLOAD
batchload by Zenophobe November 10, 2005

bitchload 

a whole frickin lot of stuff, not commonly used; usually between shitload and fuckton
1) OMFG thats a bitchload of stuff to do
2) I've got such a bitchload of homework to do
bitchload by AntiC_666 November 14, 2004

Bitchlord 

The term comes from the word "Landlord", and it refers to a person, who is the lord/boss/owner of one or several bitches. - A bitch here is not the formal term of the female dog, but a bitch person.
Other, less significant synonyms: Bitch owner, Bitch boss, and the Spanish version - Amo Puta - is also widely spread.
-Hey dude, are you coming out tonight?
-No, I have to go pleasure my Bitchlord.
-You're such a bitch!

Do you remember Anita from the party last week? I made her my bitch. Now I'm officially a Bitchlord.
Bitchlord by lovemybitchlords September 13, 2016

Bitchloaf 

A Bitchloaf is a person that is a fat bitchy loaf that sits around pissing people off and well being a bitch
Matilda Mcdonough is a bitchloaf that needs to get a life