bitch 2# ohmygosh. what is she wearing? and did you see her hair?
bicth 1# ino!! ohmygod, i neeeeed to put like another inch of foundation on, so i look even more fake.
emo kid# SHUT UP YOU DUMB BITCH!
1) Verb, the act of bitching far to much. whining, moping, or just being annoying about stupid shit
2)Noun, a female who is all in all, not pleasant to be around. They usually travel in packs and each group of friends has teh DBF. Designated Bitchy Friend, Also See DFF (designated fat friend)
3)Noun, the receiver, or catcher in any homosexual relationship
4)Noun, one forced to perform petty tasks for another, often hoping for their acceptance, and maybe even gratitude in return
5)The middle seat in any car. This is refferrd to as "sitting bitch". This can be settled in many ways, the most common of which is that the littlest one is forced into the middle where they can look forward to scrunched knees, shoulders, and a general uncomfortableness. However, in the case that a female is present, she is automatically elected to sit bitch. she then is forced into the middle because god forbid that the boys legs touch when they dont have to.
2)Wow, chrissy is such a bitch. I dont see why ashley and them hang out with her, her bitchiness actually rubs off on them. She is definetly the DBF.
3)Jake Jillenhall in brokeback mountain...thats all ihave to say.
4)Jake just went and got me another beer and some hot wings, he is most def. my bitch for the night.
5)Ok josh, your the smallest get in the middle. O wait, Natalie is here, Nat sorry girl but your gonna have to sit in the middle. I dont want Jakes gayness rubbing off on me. So hop in, looks like you'll be sitting bitch
A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.