|1.||Bitch make me a Sammich|
A better way of saying "Bitch make me a Sandwich", often followed by a bitch slap
"Bitch make me a Sammich" *Bitch Slap*
A person who can pull off wearing either a trilby fedora hat or a standard fedora without looking like a tool. A guy or a girl who can pull off any article or accessory because of either extreme self-confidence or excessive levels of badass. It is always used as a positive statement, for it's sacredness is an almost God-like thing, and it must be preserved as such.
"Yo bitch, check out Tumnus; He got mad fedora swag ova' thur!...now make me a goddamn samitch."