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when you made plans to go out to lunch with a girl, for purposes of getting or setting up future poon. But then the homies want to go out to lunch and you can't because you have bitch lunch.
Nah I can't go to Subway today dude, I have bitch lunch with that one girl.

Man I can't believe you have bitch lunch with that brownbag.
by Luck Hampleton May 29, 2008

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