-Transam Guy steps out of car to "impress" his woman-
TG: What the fuck do you think you're doing, you bitchass bitch!
Bitch ass bitch: You're lucky all these people are here, or I would totally hit you.
he also would be a virgin
and he would bitch about erything
or "i would go out tonight but i have an accounting test in two weeks"
or "lets watch pathfinder"
and he would jerk off to the racounters/jackwhite/anamie porn