A really confused dude, who doesn't know if he is gay or not, but fucks up every attempt at getting gay with a man
Joey was so awful at sucking dick, he wondered if he was bitarded
by Jamo1983 August 29, 2009
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n. A fantastic creature that is the symbol of the Ordre du Vénéré Bitard, a student association of University of Poitiers in France, created during the 1920s. Members of the student group also refer to themselves as bitards, and at times wear uniforms colored according to their rank in the organization.

NOTE: Although a previous UD definition says that this means "bisexual retard," that is a common misconception.
University of Poitiers Student: Salut! ¿Voulez-vous joindre à l'Ordre du Vénéré Bitard? Vous pouvez porter une cape.

US Transfer Student: Um, let me look that up in my French dictionary. I'm not sure I want to be a bitard.
by pectussian June 29, 2011
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bisexualy retard?...hmm i dont really know what this word means...but its funny
by orange January 19, 2004
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