penis slang somewhat aside, "tubesteak" can also means someone who is, or is behaving like, a dumbass or an asshole or both.
pretty much always said of guys, not of women. can be used either out of real irritation and anger with someone or in a joking manner among friends.
this meaning likely derives, in part, from the bodily slang of the above definitions (i.e. being a dick), but also from something a bit less vulgar...namely, referring to someone as a tubesteak is similar to calling him a meat popsicle, or a human, tube shaped, brainless column of meat.
dood, Joe was such a fucking tubesteak on saturday when his drunk ass dropped that whole case of beer on my rug.
are you serious? she's hooking up with that tubesteak fratfuck from alpha alpha alpha?!
A rubbery piece of gristle that is found in cheap meat.
I bit down on a boingee in the hot sausage sandwich that I bought at the gas station.
1. The Act of engaging in a mental fantasy concerning Maturbation resulting in accidental climax after having become EX-masturbatory (i.e. for Lent, Life, 5 minutes)
or more commonly...
2. The act of Masterbating to the thought of an Ex-Lover (usually accompanied by tears of lonliness and often hatred)
2 1/2. Or even Masturbating with an Ex-Lover.
3. And Finally Masturbating an Ex-Lover.
(Phone Conversation involving exsturbation)
No I'm fine Bill, I mean Yeah, I think about her sometimes but... you know... Its been a year now... yeah still a bit Angry, I mean Herpes doesn't just clear up over night you know..! (nervous laugh) ha, ha-ha... (gaining in volime) YEAH well I... I MEAN I EXSTURBATED-ALL-OVER-HER-FUCKING-CAR YESTERDAY...so yeah... feeling much better
Named after the original girl who whilst during intercoarse showed very little emotion, as though she was being made love to by a robot, that the only way inject any passion into her was to insert a digit into arse.
Dee bitch was lying dear like a slab of meat so I pammed her, dat got her going !!!!
A particularly annoying ogre like individual. Usually of short yet surprisingly Michelin-man like build. Their middle is almost always quite a bit larger than their other bodily sections. They usually go into strange trances while digesting a meal they're eated in almost two bites and they often embarrass the hell out of you if you take them anywhere.
Most hill-trolls do not like being referred to as such because they have come from the hills in hiding. Their people migrated long ago after exhausting the mountain goat population with their insatiable hunger. They've grown quite accustomed to eating pop-tarts and drinking exsessive amounts of alcohol. Often they become preoccupied with individuals that befriend them early in life and behave almost like stalkers.
Hill-trolls are extremely dangerous later in life and should be approached with caution, unless slabs of meat or large quantities of pop-tarts, wine coolers, or beer are at hand. The have an almost moth like attraction to gay men and when procreation occurs outside of captivity they produce adorable yet also dangerous 'puggle' like offspring.
<Boy> That bitch is a hill-troll. Look at her, she just ate a whole box of macaroni...
<Girl> Quiet, she'll hear you, you remember what happened last time you pissed her off. You pissed blood for a week!
Slaberoni slab-er-oni, is a slab of pepperoni. Also known as chubby sliver, genoa boa, meatastrophe. Slang usage includes substituting any word referencing male genetailia with "slaberoni".
Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor
Don't make me have to set an example today
and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
takin all you stupid motherfuckers' money
Peepin at a bitch cause my slaberoni's on hard
Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word
|35.||daughter pounder with cheese|
A man with a bit of extra meat than the rest. He is a true hetro sexual therefore he only fucks daughters not sons.
His only fall back is that as he pounds so many daughters he often falls asleep without showering resulting in post sex, day after, nobial cheese.
"Dude's like a porn star, he’s shot so many bitches with his single barrelled shot gun he's a fuckin daughter pounder with cheese."
Also fun to ask for at Mc Donalds instead of a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, but only if you're a girl otherwise it’s gay.