bash the bishop

when you go to have a wank

as in, hes goin to aash his bishop

bash the bishop by bobby bobler October 16, 2003

Bash The Bishop

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.

Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"

Bash The Bishop by snakehands July 7, 2010

bash the bishop

when you grab your genitals and bash the hell out of them and get an exciting cum rush, other terms are blastin the bella and screwin the slim jim.

Be right back i just bashed my bishop and theres sperm everywhere.

bash the bishop by mr ejaculate April 14, 2004

bishop basher 

a person, usually male, that masturbates a lot. The bishop in this case being a euphemism for the penis.

Joe's a proper bishop basher, he was lying in bed the other morning bashing the bishop with his headphones on and when he finished, he noticed his mum had been in and left his tea and toast beside his bed.

bishop basher by Ducktape Corkfeet April 6, 2016

bishop basher 

Wankee

He was bored so he put on a porno and bashed his bishops helmet off. What a bishop basher.

bishop basher by Earoeils June 24, 2016

the bishop get bashed 

When you do the naughty naughty at home with the Bishop.

Mr Philly said he was busy as it was time for the Bishop get bashed!

the bishop get bashed by Hockey Hasan March 7, 2017

Bashing the Bishop 

(1) Masturbating
(2) Assaulting a man of the clergy

(1) Crikey that was sum good bishoping.
(2) Bastard vicar!!!!

Bashing the Bishop by Andy Smith October 15, 2003