Bishop's Itchington is a small rural village located about 6.5 miles east of Royal Leamington Spa. It is a well known fact that at least 99.9% of the population of Bishop's Itchington is made up of inbreeds. Everyone in Bishop's Itchington is some how related.
Person1-Stop saying shit about my cousin.
Person2-You're from Bishop's Itchington, everyone is your cousin!
n. a type of piercing of the penis that penetrates the Urethra, rusulting in multiple streams
Check out that guy's bishop's dilemma! Oh shit! He got himself in the eye.
|3.||QueenB 2 Bishop's|
Chess is a game, played by two players. One player plays with the white pieces, and the other player plays with the black pieces. Each player has sixteen pieces in the beginning of the game: one king, one queen, two rooks, two bishops, two knights, and eight pawns.more...
The game is played on a chessboard, consisting of 64 squares: eight rows and eight columns. The squares are alternately light (white) and dark colored. The board must be laid down such that there is a black square in the lower-left corner. To facilitate notation of moves, all squares are given a name. From the view of the white player, the rows are numbered 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8; the lowest row has number 1, and the upper row has number 8. The columns are named, from left to right, a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h. Alternately, the players make a move, starting with the white player (the player that plays with the white pieces.) A move consists of moving one of the pieces of the player to a different square, following the rules of movement for that piece - there is one special exception, named castling, where players move two pieces simultaneously.
A player can take a piece of the opponent by moving one of his own pieces to the square that contains a piece of the opponent. The opponents piece then is removed from the board, and out of play for the rest of the game.
The queen has the combined moves of the rook and the bishop, i.e., the queen may move in any straight line, horizontal, vertical, or diagonal.
When a male is about to reach orgasm, his partner holds his "bishop" in one hand while making a fist with the other. Upon ejaculation, the partner punches the bishop in the head and the male has a religious experience and begins speaking in tongues.
"I gave Kenny his first Bishop's Fist last night... He won't return any of my calls. Do you think I hurt his feelings?"
|5.||playing with the bishop's nephew|
"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.
derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"
ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."
derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."
ronny: "what'd you do then?"
derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."
ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."
|6.||Bishop Wordsworth's School|
A grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of Jack Wills whores. It is also rife with wild animals such as a monkey, a walrus and a slug.
Widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum.
Also known as BWS and Bishop's.
a: I go to Bishop Wordsworth's School.
b: Oh, that explains why you look like a fag.
a: You see that walrus over there?
b: Yes, why?
a: It's why I failed Biology.
What the students of Bishops University call the town of Lennoxville during floods. Home to Bishop's University, 'Lennoxvenice' can only be found during flood days, where students can be seen floating down the flood water in inflatable boats, kayaks and canoes.
I was down in 'Lennoxvenice' today, floating down the flood water.