An unclassified miniscule organism that is native to South America. Key characteristics include, unnaturally large eyeballs, a thick coat of fur, and a lack of skeleton (globular-shaped organism).

Bishes ihhabit the inside of cacti and are not exposed to large amounts of sunlight, which accounts for their naturally large eyeballs. They have a thick fur coating year-round, which protect them from predators. Their body shape is not distinct as they lack a skeleton. Their method of movement can be described as being "slink-like", quite like the famous "Slinkies" of the 1990s.

Mother bishes are conisderably larger than their offspring and are very protective of their young. They exhibit maternal characteristics similar to mother chimpanzees. Mother bishes consume the inner walls of the cacti they inhabit and process the cacti material so it is suitable for safe consumption for their offspring.

Bishes are a newly discovered species and are undergoing much investigation in order to be properly classified. Some have been captured and have been successfully domesticated to serve as household pets.



"Hey! Look at that bish!"

"You ate all my food, you mother bish!"

"Wash your bishes!"
by Discover Science March 18, 2009
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short for bitch, but used in a playful sort of way. Not intended to be hurtful and often used between friends.
OMG bish, you took forever to call me back!
by l7ol7e March 14, 2005
Soft and loving term for "bitch".

A very good friend that you have known for an extremely long time; she's like a sister, but has the tendency to be a bitch at times. Despite her bitchiness, you love her anyway.
Amy has been my bish since we were in high school.
by Celticgirl66 September 25, 2006
bishes - safe for work form of bitches.

bishes=bitches
Quit acting like a bunch of bishes, and shut the fuck up.
by HeaTMiseR November 01, 2004
(bɪʃˈ)
-noun
An extraordinary creature, half bird, half fish. There are only twelve species of bish left. They are found in the fresh waters of Russia, Uzbekistan, Israel, India and Philippines.
by Project #22329 Aflitunov December 02, 2010
it means bitch in a nice way
"whatsup, bish"?
by the real Bish June 02, 2011
Another word for "bitch". Word not meant to offend people.
Steven:hey sup bish
Ashley:bish ?
do your book report !
Steven:haha! wat a bish.
by Logic12 October 27, 2008
Similar to bitch, just bish
What the fuck this bish be thinkin'?
by Monimustache March 08, 2009

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