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1. A made up word that attention-seeking teenage girls call themselves in order to get guys to fuck them in the ass.

2. A gay guy who rightly doesn't want to get bullied for coming out of the closet.
1. Typical bisexual girl: "hi mi name is jessi, im 16 and bi :p do u like me yet??"

2. Typical bisexual male: "Steve, do you have a girlfriend yet?" "Well I don't want to get beaten up or murdered for being the way I am biologically... so yeah, her name's Stacy."
by Fake name #345196 January 10, 2011
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Simply stated, a person who is willing to get it anywhere they can.
"I told you honey that there is no such thing as bisexual.. just greedy gay people!"
by hlwo August 05, 2007
14 132
Someone (male or female) who dig both the cock and the pussy
Ryan: I am not gay because I sucked Jon's cock, I fuck bitches too!
Mike: That means your Bi-Sexual!! Your half Fag!! Eww!
by Dumby August 03, 2007
175 299
in best case, a person equally attracted to both sexes. in most cases:
1. straight girls trying to get attention from men.
2. gay guys who aren't ready to come out of the closet.
i have some bisexual friends and then some "bisexual" acquaintances.
by nerm December 23, 2004
44 169
See non-existant. Bisexuality is a myth; a fable, if you will. The term refers to a fantasy orientation in which a man or woman is physically attracted to both genders, however, these so-called bisexuals will only be seen dating members of one sex and occassionaly hooking up with the other. This is done by attention whores.

Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
B.) Dikes.

Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) Gay.

Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.
Robin: Guy's think it's pretty hot that I'm a bisexual.

Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?

Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...

Alex: Have you ever?

Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.

Alex: Riiiiiiigght.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 17, 2008
58 191
What all women truly are, although most never acknowledge or even realize it.

What all closeted gay guys try so hard to believe they are, until the day they finally wake up and accept reality.
Linda: I really enjoy sleeping with men and women, but I can't say I'm bisexual because people say I'm just trying to be hip.

Jack: I'm not gay! I'm bisexual! You have to believe me, please!!
by Occasional visitor January 21, 2006
21 168
The sexual mutt. The sexuality that is mixed between both heterosexual and homosexual. The sexuality that is also presently very popular with females.
That bisexual guy over there, as most are, is really sexy!
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 02, 2005
34 190
The act of being selfish when it comes to liking a certain sex. You cant just like girls, or boys. You have to like both.
I'm a very selfish person. I'm also bisexual.
by unxsolvedxlove April 19, 2006
25 189