1. A noun meaning a helpless idiot.

2. A person incapable of using their brain.

3. A person who accepts mediocrity and defects.

4. A person/thing trying to blame others for their faults.
1.That biscuit doesn't even know how to turn on a camera!

2. 2 + 2 = 5 right? Wrong, you are such a biscuit!

3. 100 defects in a row? Wow, what a biscuit!
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A dry, boring, lame, unappealing female. Not a bitch but adds nothing (and sometimes detracts) from the situation.
- oh man shes a biscuit

- who brought the biscuit?
by mattinc76 October 21, 2011

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A tablet of ecstasy - MDMA
Yo, I just dropped a biscuit about 40 minutes ago and now I'm starting to roll.
by MofoSam June 09, 2003

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another term for cookie
biscuits ARE cookies
by eH? March 17, 2003

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1:A baked savoury snack to enjoy with beverages such as tea/coffee/milk.
2:A complete dumbass
'Get the rich tea out mary'
or
'You complete biscuit!'
by suzi September 25, 2004

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A game where a group of guys masterbate. the objective is not be the last to ejaculate on the biscuit, thus resulting the player having to eat the biscuit with everyone elses cemen on it.
Me and 3 - 5 guys are playing biscuit
by jakadak October 05, 2012

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a really gross-tasting food that someone tries to foce upon you; an icky crapload of food, possibly just normal food you really dislike, that someone mean tries to pressure you into eating
"pst! hey kid, come here"
"okay, what do you want?"
"eat this apricot skin!"
"OOOH NO! I HATE APRICT SKIN! HELP!! I NEED SOMEBODY! I AM BEING FORCED TO EAT SOME BISCUIT!!!"
"KID, SHUT UP AND YOU'LL ONLY HAVE TO EAT HALF!"
by LainoBottis May 01, 2009

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