A dry, boring, lame, unappealing female. Not a bitch but adds nothing (and sometimes detracts) from the situation.
- oh man shes a biscuit

- who brought the biscuit?
by mattinc76 October 21, 2011
a really gross-tasting food that someone tries to foce upon you; an icky crapload of food, possibly just normal food you really dislike, that someone mean tries to pressure you into eating
"pst! hey kid, come here"
"okay, what do you want?"
"eat this apricot skin!"
"OOOH NO! I HATE APRICT SKIN! HELP!! I NEED SOMEBODY! I AM BEING FORCED TO EAT SOME BISCUIT!!!"
"KID, SHUT UP AND YOU'LL ONLY HAVE TO EAT HALF!"
by LainoBottis May 01, 2009
1. darn it, fuck it, fuck, shit, oh damn
2. random doodling on lined paper when a certain techie vice-president of a certain start-up is supposed to be coding
1. "I just lost 1000 lines of code! Biscuits."
2. "...biscUIts Biscuits biscuits BISCUITS bIsCuItS BIScuits biscuTS...."
by May H. March 14, 2005
Lure or trick someone.
A couple of friends trying to convince another friend into buying a plasma TV would say - Lets put a biscuit on Anju to buy a plasma TV.
by dj78 October 16, 2008
A woman, with a nice round big ass!
Man that chick got some biscuits on her! I would like to put some of my jelly between them things!
by Shaunjon November 03, 2006
(n) A party game in which a pastry is put in the middle of a circle of people, each person then self stimulates ejaculation, the last person to do so is required to eat the pastry. Can also be played with a person in place of the pastry, the looser is required to preform oral sex on the ejaculation covered person
"Dude, that chick looks like a slut, lets see if she wants to play biscuit"
by Lucas March 30, 2004
game played in the locker rooms of gays.
rules include standing in a circle, with the biscuit in the middle and the last one to cum on it must eat the said biscuit.
yo man lets go play biscuit?
nahh man we dont go to sallies
by yeaaa1414141 March 25, 2009

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