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22.
When you want to be sarcastic with another person about something good that has happened to them, or is going to happen.
Hey, guess what? I got the job!!!

Then you say:

Do you want a biscuit?
by Diaddy December 13, 2007
 
23.
ass that makes your eyes pop and your dick hard
Damn! shawty got a biscuit
by jbai July 22, 2010
 
24.
A boyfriend/girlfriend. One who another likes as more than a friend. One who likes another as more than a friend. A person you talk to all of the time. A crush.
1:Hey everyone, this is Alyssa, Tim's biscuit.
2:Nice to meet you!

1:Who are you texting so much?
2:Oh, just this guy.
1:Is he your biscuit?
by andimdenise April 27, 2010
 
25.
Slang for a pair of Stacy Adams cap toed shoes. Madison or Concord models.
He wore reverse pleated slacks and a pair of heated biscuits.
by Long Shoe Larry March 09, 2008
 
26.
Teeth that look like a bunch of ugly biscuits.
OMG, you guys! Look at that girls biscuits! Yikes!
by CelebrityUrban June 07, 2011
 
27.
Bed
I just crawled into my warm biscuit. Good night
by lambo-USN December 13, 2010
 
28.
1. a clean alternative to bitch if you're talking in front of your parents
2. a word to use if you are taking up a bet with a friends to speak in a British accents all day
1. Girl #1: "Girl #3 totally stole my boyfriend!"

Girl #2: "Girl #3 is such a bitc-....biscuit!"

2. "Would you mind handing me the biscuits, love?"
by willowire July 31, 2010