Biscuits; v: To have a propensity of ab-flab, commonly exacerbated by overly tight jeans and a shirt showing too much midriff. The rolls at the waistline resemble a gooey profusion of dough from a tube of Pilsbury biscuits prior to baking.
Even an admiral would be unable to bring that into port. She's mad biscuits!
by Josh May 07, 2005