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1. a clean alternative to bitch if you're talking in front of your parents
2. a word to use if you are taking up a bet with a friends to speak in a British accents all day
1. Girl #1: "Girl #3 totally stole my boyfriend!"

Girl #2: "Girl #3 is such a bitc-....biscuit!"

2. "Would you mind handing me the biscuits, love?"
by willowire July 31, 2010
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Teeth that look like a bunch of ugly biscuits.
OMG, you guys! Look at that girls biscuits! Yikes!
by CelebrityUrban June 07, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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- when a Marlow does a good deed approved by a Neda, then a biscuit, (point system for future units of compensation) are rewarded.
Fixing the Sharon is worthy of a biscuit.

Biscuits can be loving, filling, shocking and/or slightly annoying and funny.

For example; a soggy finger shoved into another person's ear, followed by laughter and annoyance.
by Woof1 February 07, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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1. A noun meaning a helpless idiot.

2. A person incapable of using their brain.

3. A person who accepts mediocrity and defects.

4. A person/thing trying to blame others for their faults.
1.That biscuit doesn't even know how to turn on a camera!

2. 2 + 2 = 5 right? Wrong, you are such a biscuit!

3. 100 defects in a row? Wow, what a biscuit!
by waterhole101 July 01, 2012
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A couple of friends trying to convince another friend into buying a plasma TV would say - Lets put a biscuit on Anju to buy a plasma TV.
by dj78 October 16, 2008
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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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A legendary postor on the infamous 'North Stand Chat'.
Biscuit, up the friggin Clock Tower. PUNK.
by Richard February 21, 2004
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1.the best dog name in the entire history of the world!
2. LIFE!
3. the cutest dog you will ever meet... show-dog potential.
i got myself a biscuit yesterday
by biscuitislife December 05, 2008
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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