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A lovely town in New Pieland, east of Preferbia. Elected Walter Robot The Jon has been the Mayor for a long while, but as he is absent at the moment, everything is falling apart a bit, and the Mayor's Assistant is currently dealing with Asininia, the rogue nation currently attempting to invade New Pieland for its resources.

A resident of Biscuit Town is often called a Biscuiteer.
"It is because I... am the mayor of Biscuit Town!" -Mayor The Jon, previous to his absence
by davidmichaelbennett September 23, 2013