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a gathering of two or more males who then race to see who can masturbate onto a biscuit (cookie, piece of bread, whatever) first. The last to get off must then eat the biscuit in front of everyone else.
after losing the biscuit race but then had to eat the ritz cracker drenched in his friends manhood
by manrilla14 November 26, 2003