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15.
Anniversay of one's birth.
On my birthday my boss took a bouquet of red roses and he hit me over the with it, lol.
by Saints November 02, 2003
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16.
The one day you want to put a gun in your mouth and everyone comes over to celebrate.
When you become old you're family will start talking about your funeral in front of you on this day. God Damnit! It's my birthday!
by someguy563 November 30, 2005
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17.
A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.
My birthday is on December 9th.
by Sue Doe Nymm June 05, 2009
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18.
They're great when you're young ("when I grow up, I'm gunna be...")
But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty! WAHAHAHA!").
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, it's my birthday, it's my birthday!
by Merafel Estomar September 01, 2003
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19.
The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.
Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"

Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."
by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009
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20.
A day to celebrate your birth and you haven't died within the past year. See also life
November 16, 2006-My 14th birthday
by DizzyLizzy November 16, 2006
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21.
The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.
Ricky: "I'm good with just staying home and watching Football..."

Family/Friends: "No! It's your Birthday! Come on, let's go out for dinner/drinks/socializing!"
by Choopies December 12, 2010
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