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The Day when your Mother does an excruciatingly painful thing which is called giving birth.
Respect yo momma coz u wouldn't be here today if she hadn't given birth to you.
by Na January 21, 2004
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expelled from a safe, warm environment into a cold, wicked world to live with pain, suffering, frustration, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, disease, poverty so you can die......
birth-day, birthday, birth, world, baby, hell, delivery
by psychoesthesiac July 07, 2010
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the day signifying that you're another year closer to your eventual and innevitable decay.
by yournamecantbeblank February 24, 2009
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The day parents hold against you and regret.
Mom: Whay didn't you take out the trash?

Kid: i'm sorry, I'm a little busy

Mom: Ohhh! like I wasn't busy when my water broke and I went into labor because of you.

Kid: TMI

Mom: what?

Kid: You won't understand!

mom: Just liek you won't understand the pain I went through to get you here
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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the one time of year when all the random kids from 8th grade feel like they should post on your wall because they'll be a good person. in reality, no one gives a shit.
Jane Doe posted on your wall "happy birthday (;"

your reaction: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
by justadumbhuman September 03, 2012
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A good day, the day you turn another day older.
by Damn as hell May 31, 2004
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A day to celebrate your birth and you haven't died within the past year. See also life
November 16, 2006-My 14th birthday
by DizzyLizzy November 16, 2006
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