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8.
the day you look forward to when you are young and dread when you are older.
"Another year older, how do you feel?"

"I feel older."

(example of birthday)
by LINDAR May 27, 2006
 
9.
A good day, the day you turn another day older.
Aw, shit man, it's my birthday.
by Damn as hell May 31, 2004
 
10.
The day you get diagnosed with Life; for some reason, people choose to celebrate this day. See birth certificate.
Why do people celebrate the day they get diagnosed with Life? AKA their birthday?
by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006
 
11.
Something not celecrated by Jehovah's Witnesses.
Happy birthday, Ron!
by Rodney Basil January 17, 2004
 
12.
The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.
It isn't your birthday, it's your mom's.
by JBurton31 April 14, 2010
 
13.
another day closer to dieing
by kristen October 23, 2003
 
14.
The day parents hold against you and regret.
Mom: Whay didn't you take out the trash?

Kid: i'm sorry, I'm a little busy

Mom: Ohhh! like I wasn't busy when my water broke and I went into labor because of you.

Kid: TMI

Mom: what?

Kid: You won't understand!

mom: Just liek you won't understand the pain I went through to get you here
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005