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The one day you want to put a gun in your mouth and everyone comes over to celebrate.
When you become old you're family will start talking about your funeral in front of you on this day. God Damnit! It's my birthday!
by someguy563 November 30, 2005
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They're great when you're young ("when I grow up, I'm gunna be...")
But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty! WAHAHAHA!").
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, it's my birthday, it's my birthday!
by Merafel Estomar September 01, 2003
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The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.
Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy!"

Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."
by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009
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1) The day of your birth.
2) The final step in procreation.
3) The day you were shat into existence.
1)It's Jim's birthday today! Let's celebrate the day he was a slimy ball of fleshy meat sliding out of his mother!
by SSBrando January 15, 2009
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The day i wore a flange hat!
Wow can you remember this mum.. twenty years ago i wore your flange hat!! Happy Birthday to me!
by Trazgoth September 16, 2009
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the day i popped out of my moms vagina

by dshiznit588 March 30, 2009
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Nine months before your parents had sex. Think about that one
So my birthday is nine months after New Years Eve...
by crazy-mofo January 11, 2005
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