Birthdays mean different things to men and women.

Men - A day when you go out to a bar and have your friends buy you drinks. If you have a girlfriend she'll probably put out, if not then picking up some chick at the bar is a high priority. You are now 1 year older and can still pick up young girls, congratulations you've aged with sophistication. The older you are the more likely these young girls will believe that you've got money to take care of them. It's important to remember not to get attached to these young girls. You don't want to end up married do you? Compare your hair loss to the previous year, is the Rogaine working? Probably not.

Women - A day when you go out to a bar and have your friends buy you drinks. If you have a boyfriend he'll probably go down on you, if not then it's important to spend a large portion of the day thinking about why you don't have a boyfriend and if you'll ever get married. Sure Tom was an alcoholic who beat you on daily occasions, but you don't want to end up alone do you? When out with your friends it's important to remember what age you really are compared to five year spread you've been lying to people about. You're not turning 33, you're turning 29. There seems to be less guys looking in your general direction at the bar this year compared to last year's birthday, time to contemplate botox. Compare your amount of cellulite to last year's amount. Are those pilate workouts helping? Probably not.
Man - "It's my birthday so lets go out, get drunk and pick up chicks. We'll work up at it down at the local titty bar first, then at the local shit hole of a bar later. I'll wear my hat."

Woman - "It's my birthday so lets go out, get drunk and bad mouth men cause I'm turning 29 ... again. I'll wear my push up bra."
by Diseased Fetus November 17, 2005
the day you look forward to when you are young and dread when you are older.
"Another year older, how do you feel?"

"I feel older."

(example of birthday)
by LINDAR May 27, 2006
A good day, the day you turn another day older.
Aw, shit man, it's my birthday.
by Damn as hell May 31, 2004
The day you get diagnosed with Life; for some reason, people choose to celebrate this day. See birth certificate.
Why do people celebrate the day they get diagnosed with Life? AKA their birthday?
by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006
Something not celecrated by Jehovah's Witnesses.
Happy birthday, Ron!
by Rodney Basil January 17, 2004
The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.
It isn't your birthday, it's your mom's.
by JBurton31 April 14, 2010
another day closer to dieing
by kristen October 23, 2003
The day parents hold against you and regret.
Mom: Whay didn't you take out the trash?

Kid: i'm sorry, I'm a little busy

Mom: Ohhh! like I wasn't busy when my water broke and I went into labor because of you.

Kid: TMI

Mom: what?

Kid: You won't understand!

mom: Just liek you won't understand the pain I went through to get you here
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

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