| 1. | Birthday Avalanche | ||
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The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit! Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"
Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?" Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!" |
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| 2. | Birthday Friend Ratio | ||
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On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends. I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.
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| 3. | fb pick up game | ||
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(verb) The act of taking a considerable amount of time in responding to each and every one of your friends birthday greetings on facebook. If you do not start on it early enough on, you face having to spend enormous periods of time in trying to sound appreciative to the masses of people who felt it right to write on your wall for such an annual celebration. It is more regarded as a personal means of thanking the countless persons who wished you a happy birthday; many people dont feel it necessary to take the time to do so and make a thankful status of their approval. Mom: "So honey, how was your birthday yesterday?"
Son: "Rather uneventful, I spent most of the day writing on other peoples walls thanking them for their birthday wishes. I pretty much played the longest fb pick up game ever. |
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| 4. | Birthday Shit | ||
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Birthday Shit: The feeling of not feeling at all important the day after your birthday which was filled with Happy Birthdays and other nice greetings. Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, what's wrong with Dude 3? He's been pompous all day and now he's gloomy as fuck!
Dude 2: Oh Dude 3? He's Experiencing the Birthday Shit. |
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| 5. | Zappity | ||
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used in greetings and well wishes. Perfect for when "happy" just doesn't cut it or for making your facebook birthday greeting stand out amongst the masses. Zappity birthday to you.
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| 6. | cardaholic | ||
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A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife. Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"
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| 7. | Textually Bombarded | ||
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When you receive too many SMS text messages all at once from different contacts on your cell/mobile phone, which doesn't happen too often. It could be both good or bad All of a sudden I was textually bombarded when the manager announced his resignation.
I was textually bombarded on midnight leading to my birthday, 20 birthday greetings in 3 minutes. It felt great being loved by many people |
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