The type of Vanessa that is so outlandish in speech, ideas, experiences, and lifestyle, that the only feedback on her is a baffled "Wow..."
Often an expression of disbelief.
Used to identify which Vanessa one is speaking of...even if only one Vanessa is known to the user of this expression. Not just any Vanessa. Vanessa Wow.
Expression Coined by Jodi Trout.
"Last night I talked a tourist into giving me his wedding ring as a birthday gift. He was sober."
"I traded it to the bathroom attendant for a cigarette and a pink starburst at 3am"
"Vanessa WOW." accompanied by an aghast expression.
|2.||Massachusetts Horse Bite|
When a ladyfriend performs oral sex whilst chewing gum, and then at the moment the gentleman is about to finish, she bites down on the gum and his dongelberg at the same time.
Jeremy went the way he always wanted to go, he got a Massachusetts Horse Bite from a tramp. May he rest in peace.