"Your girlfriend is a birria" (The girl is ugly and below the commenter's expectations)
"No, I wanna sse Santa falling down the chimney, mommy! I'll stay with the birria for now..."
- "Today I'm feeling a little slow... 16 hours of birria left my brain cells commiting hara-kiri."
- "Hey, Gianluca, stop the birria and come to class!"
- "0.o... Soz t33cher, I wuz l00t1ng d t0wn... and pwn1ng n00bxors."