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A brand of sandals known for their distinctive sole-patterning and arch support. Popluar for comfort and practicality, they are worn in all walks of life, but have a special place in lesbian culture as the "official" footwear of dykes worldwide.

* Wearing birks does not make you a lesbian--they are after all just sandals. But if you feel like waving a flag, a pair never goes awry.

** Maitenance: Seal the cork with contact cement to prolong life. You can get them re-corked and re-soled for less than half the original cost, so they can concieveably last forever.

the expensive clogs or sandels that are for both men and female people. They are usually around $120.00. They are also very comforable and are really preppy. Every big prep should have them.

Sometimes referred to as a drug rug, the hippie sack is one of those loose-fitting, woven hoodies (usually striped) that can most prominently be seen on hippies. Usually accompanied by dreds, Birkenstocks, numerous articles of hemp jewelry, and a willingness to hug.

Insanely comfortable shoes. Sandals or clogs are the typical occurence, however they do produce various other types. Worn by hippie and prep alike, lauded for their comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.

(adj.) term used to describe a misbehaving parent!

(n.) shoes, let's get em!

The most awesome shoes ever invented! Made to fit your feet perfectly- they get batter with age!

Springboro High School is located in Springboro, a city south of Dayton, Ohio, where all the rich people live. Springboro has 3 country clubs and neighborhoods filled with million dollar homes. Springboro High School is ranked 7th for the wealthiest school in the state of Ohio. Many other schools in Ohio hate Springboro High School for the wealthy snobs that go there. Turn 16, get a car. The student parking lot boasts nicer cars than the faculty parking lot. There is no surprise to see students driving BMW’s, Porches, and Hummers. The guys in Springboro that buckle there pants below there butt think they’re from “da hood.” The jocks wear basketball shorts with their boxers showing, and baseball caps. They spray Axe and Abercrombie and Fitch cologne like it's there job. Abercrombie and Fitch is the official school uniform for both boys and girls. You’ll find almost every single girl wearing “Birks” (Birkenstocks) with skin tight jeans or skinny jeans with pointy black heels. You could probably see the skinniest girls with love-handles. They also own the newest designer bags, shoes, clothing, and accessories. Their hair is fried from straightening or curling their hair too much. The girls wear their boyfriend’s football jerseys. The teen hang out is "BDubs" (BW3s.) Nickname for SHS is “Candy land” which explains why there are drug sniffing dogs prowling the student lockers and cars at any time of the year. Students that go to SHS have a unique accent. The other schools say ...