means you are chatting waffle. you are chatting birdseye is another way of saying bullshit
I got a million pounds in my pocket, birdseye
To pleasure a women with one's hands.
i.e. 'Birdseye Fish Fingers', a popular source of protein in the UK.
"Dude I totally birdseyed Stacy last night!"
"I didn't feel like going all the way with Thomas so I just had him give me a birdseye"
A term used to describe a woman who very much like the known frozen food brand has been processed over and over again.
The same woman will no doubt be pumped full of chems to preserve and maintain/nourish her figure and just to be safe, it's best to microwave her minge longer.
Guy 1: "She's fine mate! I'm gonna fuck her good tonight!"
Guy 2: "She's birdseye man, her minge is already like a bobsledge track"
"Yo bruv, don't tap that slag man, she's like birdseye init, bare brethren handled that blud!"