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1.
To pleasure a women with one's hands.
i.e. 'Birdseye Fish Fingers', a popular source of protein in the UK.
"Dude I totally birdseyed Stacy last night!"

"I didn't feel like going all the way with Thomas so I just had him give me a birdseye"
by Sifromcott January 29, 2008
 
2.
A term used to describe a woman who very much like the known frozen food brand has been processed over and over again.

The same woman will no doubt be pumped full of chems to preserve and maintain/nourish her figure and just to be safe, it's best to microwave her minge longer.
E.g. 1.

Guy 1: "She's fine mate! I'm gonna fuck her good tonight!"

Guy 2: "She's birdseye man, her minge is already like a bobsledge track"

E.g. 2.

"Yo bruv, don't tap that slag man, she's like birdseye init, bare brethren handled that blud!"
by FessSquad February 26, 2012
 
3.
this is a definition when a guy has fingered a girl birds eye fish fingers
guy" would u let me go south and give you a birds eye"
girl"YES"
by alxteen June 15, 2009
 
4.
birds eye is a form of rhyming slang used alot in the 1980's an australia, it is a term used to describe a meat pie. there are other that ars used as rhyming slang including words like "Captain Cook" which means to have a look and "rubbity-dub" which means pub
hay mick chuck us a "birds eye"

meaning

hay mick chuck us a "meat pie"
by Dirkia July 09, 2006
 
5.
means you are chatting waffle. you are chatting birdseye is another way of saying bullshit
I got a million pounds in my pocket, birdseye
by cozzaweknowthat February 10, 2008
 
6.
Another term for a fermata.
When you see a bird's eye above a note, be sure to watch the conductor.
by redhed311 August 30, 2005