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An english teacher that caws like a bird and makes randy jokes like "Calpurnia should get on the stick." She can be noticed by her noah and the ark dress, and she keeps information on all of her students in a desk drawer, "just in case." She lives in a tree.
"I hated English today."

"Yeah, that woman is such a bird-lady."
by Billiemarie Marshall June 17, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Owner of 2 or more birds
There is a girl who always has her birds all over her, dang, she's a bird lady!
by birdie0000 April 26, 2012
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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1. When your hair is sticking up in the back like old bird ladies with wild,poofy hair.

2. A cowlick
"Dude, you have a major birdlady today."
by Birdlady April 05, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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