Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.
That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?
by gialei November 06, 2007
a guy who hangs in public bathrooms trying to look at your penis
For having 10 empty urinals the damn bird watcher had to come pee right next to me.....
by mademan007 August 07, 2008
When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.
That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.
by Spaceman Sobchak November 07, 2011
Bird Watchers are federal agents who are watching drug dealers that move keys of cocaine (also known as birds)
Yo I heard the bird watchers got you under surveliance.
by G.B.C. May 22, 2006
Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.
(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!
by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003
poe-poe who follows a person everywhere secretly but the suspect knows it.so there called birdwatchers
"federallees on my tale,callem' birdwatchers".
by jeremy green June 01, 2007
Someone who is on Twitter but doesn't tweet. They just follow others.
I don't have anything to tweet, I'm just a birdwatcher.
by audreydds April 02, 2011