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Bird Shit, bird poop, bird doo
Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds
by andy1 May 30, 2005
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poop from a birds butt.
theres a birdturd on my head
by al January 20, 2005
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I don't want to see that birdturds's face again.
by Light Joker October 30, 2004
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n. a term for white people.
subject 1: he must be a birdturd.
subject 2: why?
subject 1: he likes chunky cars going around in circles.
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The secretion from the male penis when arroused.
"Darnell, you got bird turds all up in my weave".

"When i was younger, i would blow bird turds all over my rug, and then knee it in."
by Bertothegreat February 02, 2006
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