a female whose a hoe, slut, cunt, bitch... etc
She fucked him! What a fucking BiRD.
by MiSZ BABY PHAT April 22, 2007
a term for a colonel in the U.S. Air Force
That man over there at the pentagon is a full bird!
by Rolento November 06, 2003
Built In Rogue Dildo - The stub where a hand or foot once resided that can be used for self pleasure. May at times dabble in rogue patterns.
Hey man, look at the guy with his BIRD up his anal cavity!
by gilios September 17, 2005
penis and/or testicles
John fell asleep on my couch, so I whipped my bird out and rubbed it all over his face before I woke him up.
by dcs5 July 13, 2005
some kid from niskayuna NY. he has toolish qualities along with an absurdness that never ceases to make you laugh. very strange and somewhat resembles an actual bird. AKA 'butters'
i think bird is gonna be there tonight. koren is probably with him. what a fucking tool.
by five speed March 19, 2005