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As I learned from a friend who had to spend the weekend in jail for a DUI, "bird" is jail slang for chicken.

Why be so specific and use the word "chicken"? Bird is a more convenient word to memorize for a person with only a 100 word vocabulary.
"Yo, I gonna get my grub on dat bird yo"
by Ant2562001 September 19, 2012
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A foolish, ignorant, prissy, selfish, female. Usually only care for their own desires and well being. Generally act recklessly without caring about the consequences that effect those around them.
1. All these damn birds piss me off.
2. Kimberly Baird
3. Went Bird hunting in the library today.
by [Birdman] December 18, 2008
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A bird is another name for a cheap prostitute. Named after the sound that a bird makes "Cheep! Cheep!"
I didn't have a lot of money on me at the time, so i had to settle for a bird
by Skyline Jay January 10, 2011
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She likes me, especially since she found out I have a big bird. Her Cat eats my bird all up!!
by Hasbro June 19, 2006
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15,000 is what it takes to kop a bird from me
by Dirty-G October 05, 2003
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everybody knows that the bird is > or = to the word
by el_bobbo October 09, 2008
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ugly, no money having, groupie type female
I don't see why you worried bout that Birds they just haten cause they ain't on thier buisness
by boss'n chick October 07, 2009
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