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4. bird's nest
you get a girl with at least medium length hair... wrap your dick with it and jerk off. afterwards, you have a bird's nest.
if your girlfriend is sleeping you can rub one out with her hair and she'll wake up with a beautiful bird's nest. she will be so happy and grateful. it's a gift perfect for any occasion.
1. Bird's Nest
A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.
Holy crap, that asian kid's junk looks like a Bird's Nest.
2. Bird's Nest
When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.

And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.
Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha

Justin: Haha your so funny
3. Bird's Nest
When you get jizz in your pubes and you leave it and let it dry into a bird's nest.
I ran out of tissues wanking so I had to make a bird's nest.
5. bird's nest
Cockney rhyming slang for chest
"So, he slammed him in the bird's nest and did a legger."
by Digital Shaman Dec 20, 2003 add a video
6. bird's nest
The group of tangled wires behind your home entertainment system about to start a fire and blow up your whole freakin home.
My my Joe, you've got a mighty big bird's nest!
by MeGn Nov 2, 2003 add a video
7. bird's nest
The hairy and untamed pubic area of a male that specifically alludes to the testicles and the penis (two eggs and a bird).
Dude, no chick is ever gonna give you a blow job until you trim that nasty bird's nest!
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