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Bitextual 

When you are in a text conversation with someone, and you suddenly find yourself in 2 seperate conversations with the same person.
Bobby texts:Are you going to the parade?
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?

Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute

This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!

By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!
Bitextual by AJets December 16, 2008
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biolectual 

the ability to comprehend and observe the depths of the meaning of life.
Did you meet Rachel, she seems very biolectual.

bisextualfuckfest 

Fun! An orgasmic experience that is both enjoyable and exhilirating!
sexsexsexsexsex, cocks! boobs! yay bisextualfuckfest!
bisextualfuckfest by M.N. July 10, 2006

Biosexual 

When you love everything including men,women,dogs,tress, turtles , you name it
Victor is biosexual since he cant decide if he likes boys or girls , so he loves inanimate objects and trees
Biosexual by hectic hector June 28, 2011

Biosexual 

adj. and n. m. and f. composed by Bio- and sexual. - 1. adj. Which concerns or involves, from a sexual point of view, people of different sexes or people of the same sex, and which is therefore characterized by, or referred to, biosexual heterosexual and biosexual homosexual. 2. n. m. and f. Those who turn their sexual attention into consideration for the sex factor or those who practice biosexuality.
Josh asked Kevin if he wanted to date him, however Kevin respectfully declined because he is a biosexual gay and he is attracted to the same sex. Despite this rejection Josh and Kevin remained good friends and they continued to hang out together.
Biosexual by _An0n1m0u5_ April 8, 2021

Biosexual 

Noun. A biophiliac, one who gets aroused by nature
"I think I’m a biosexual.
Flowers turn me on, I have eco-erotic thoughts.
The liquid trickle of the stream-flow lapping over the rocks makes my juices flow.
My loins are moist soil.
My nipples respond to the tiny cupped lips of flower petals..."
poem excerpt by La Tigresa, Dona Nieto
Biosexual by wurmspawn April 3, 2008

biTEXTual 

The ability to text, rapidly and accurately, on both the QWERTY key pad and the 9-key pad, with no practice time in between.
I had to send my Blackberry in to get fixed, but I'm still texting just fine with my Razr. Being biTEXTual is a good thing comfort zone.