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Bitextual 

When you are in a text conversation with someone, and you suddenly find yourself in 2 seperate conversations with the same person.
Bobby texts:Are you going to the parade?
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?

Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute

This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!

By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!
Bitextual by AJets December 16, 2008
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When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.
Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.
BroText by LoadHammer December 20, 2016

Brotexting

When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.
Yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn't have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.
Brotexting by MFGriddles January 5, 2009
noun, a text message sent by one person to another in the hopes of having a sexual encounter. A modern replacement for the Booty Call.
After a long night of partying, Sally was awoken by a bootext from Sheldon.
Bootext by Sheldon123 January 7, 2009

biTEXTual 

The ability to text, rapidly and accurately, on both the QWERTY key pad and the 9-key pad, with no practice time in between.
I had to send my Blackberry in to get fixed, but I'm still texting just fine with my Razr. Being biTEXTual is a good thing comfort zone.

Bitextual 

One who can text in two different languages, either simultaneously or individually.
Mary is bitextual. She can text in both Spanish and English.
Bitextual by gs84112 February 18, 2011

bitextual 

Adjective: To be able to write in both cursive and print neatly.
I was dumbfounded when I found out Mitchell was bitextual and wrote a letter in cursive.
bitextual by DBenjamin September 19, 2009