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8.
One of the most pointless classes you will ever take considering most people just don't care except for your teacher. Most people forget everything they were bitched to about when the school year or class ends.
Phospholipidss are amphipathic molecules containg hydrophobic and hydrophillic regions.

Are those some kind of drugs?

No it's biology...

I should shoot you
by BlackPowderMinusTheD January 04, 2010
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An extremely boring class that is required in both high school and college. The class consists of boring ass lectures that you won't give a shit about, unless you plan on majoring in biology. The teachers are usually dickweeds/wads, and assign a shit ton of homework.
I should be studying for my biology exam on Monday. Fuck that, it's too boring!
by Architecture Major October 17, 2010
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10.
The world's most evil science. The so called study of life. Is actually a breakaway sect which originally practised Satanism but found that to be too righteous. Biology was created so that those hardcore Satanists could have a morally free and corrupt society in which they could also use Science.
1. I have Biology classes next. I believe I will be sacrificed to the one eyed demon Biology god.
2. A Biology camp is the most efficient and sadistic form of torture.
3. Emos who do Biology are so traumatised they stop self harming and become functional members of society.
by DocRocco August 20, 2008
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11.
an unusual process in which a collection of highly organized atoms try to figure out how they themselves work
Isn't it weird that atoms can contemplate their own existence?Think about it. Biology is fucking weird.
by o'haquille sneal December 28, 2011
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1)The science of life and my major. It involves the study of living organisms from various levels. From the genetic material (Genetics, Molecular Biology, etc), to cells (Cell Physiology, Cellular Microbiology,etc), to organs and organ systems (Neurology, Embryology, Immunology, etc) to organisms (Chordates, Animal Physiology,etc), to populations and the external environment (Ecology, Marine Biology, Evolution).

2) Classes dumbass people cant pass for shit because they are dumb as fuck, or they don't care, or both.

3)Without it, there wouldn't be any doctors or medicine to save your useless and pathetic lives.

4) Slang for sexual intercourse.
1) Immunology is a branch of biology where emphasis is placed on cell mediated immunity (Macrophages, Cytotoxic T Cells, and NK cells) and Humoral immunity (B-cells, helper T-cells, complement system, as well as clonal selection).

2) person 1: "I'm a dumbass because i can't pass biology"

person 2: "Then change your major to something stupid as fuck like art or english"

3) Doctor: "good thing I have a major in biology to save this dumbass art student, who has HIV because he is gay."

4) I'm having biology tonight with her/him.
by AccessibleFurniture June 01, 2009
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The worse subject in the world ever.
Simple as.

Techincally, it's the study of life, except it makes life harder than it needs to be, which makes sense really.
Biology sucks.

I have loads of Biology homework to do, so I can't have any kind of life.

My brother wants to be a biology teacher. We must kill him.
by McFallOutBoy February 20, 2010
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14.
A type of science in which it's impossible to like every single goddamn sub-subject there is in biology.
Biology is the study of life? More like study of "how to get an A in the class in this shithole."

Fuck genetics, therefore, fuck Mendel.

I love cell respiration. Therefore, fuck Mendel.

I love protein synthesis. Therefore, fuck Mendel.

I love every subject in biology except genetics. Therefore, fuck Mendel.

I got a 6 As and 1 B in Biology because of the genetics test. Therefore, FUCK MENDEL.
by melvin72091111 October 28, 2009
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