A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.

As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.

Binet jockey by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010

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biketender

The definition of a biketender is a person who delivers alcohol on a bike between the hours of 2:00 PM to 6:00 PM

"I called the biketender at 3:30 to bring me some drinks"

biketender by PINK KORELL LOVER January 26, 2017

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spontaneous bidet

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.

person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.

spontaneous bidet by johnboynurse March 3, 2009

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