When you accidentally pinch your ball when going for a scratch.
Yo nigga I went to scratch my ball and I just fuckin binched myself!
by Meowm1x December 23, 2014

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A contemporary piece of street furniture where a bin has cunningly been combined with a bench.
Check out the hot binch.
by jameshjamesh December 05, 2008

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A New Zealand word meaning bench, meaning worktop or side. The obvious misspelling is due to the bastardisation of the English language by our Southern Hemispherian cousins. (i.e. all vowels are pronounced "i")

See also
"stip" - as in "witch you stip"
"wibsit" - as in "check out my new wibsit at www.kiwi.com"
"pincil" - as in "I've git ni lid in mi pincil"
Nicole: "I lift your tii in the binch in the kitchin"
by MattyH January 24, 2008

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A drunken combination of the words 'bitch' and 'bint'. First hatched in a small Somerset village in order to describe a public house landlady.
'Ann is a hun hunchback binch!'
by Ben Cornelius May 04, 2006

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To beat someone within and inch of their life
Don't you dare, or I'll binch you!
by Rach227 March 20, 2011

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A bitch around Christmas time.
Great staff Christmas party, huh?
Yeah, too bad the waitress was such a binch.
by weaver21 June 17, 2009

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A mixture of a "bit" and a "bunch".

a medium sized portion of something.
"Hey man, could I have a binch of your fries?"
"Yeah, sure man."
by Sly Birise August 12, 2009

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