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biastiocian 

Anything of or pertaining to animated pornography or sexual fantasies involving animated characters. Named for Onion AV Club unregistered commenter Biastioc, whose fantasies involve a mansion, Marge Simpson, Belle from Beauty and the Beast, Sleeping Beauty, Leela, tentacles that impregnate women with gallons of drug-infused semen, "only going in ten inches," and "love."
His Biastiocian fantasies were deeply disquieting.
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banastic 

A complete buffoon, decides to use "bafoon" instead of buffoon.

They have the highest amount of dyslexia that no high-end doctor can actually diagnose.
banastic by eadrghehytrhytsrjg December 6, 2020

Binstigator 

Person(s) who are always first on the street to put their garbage/ trash/ rubbish out for pickup which instigates everyone else on the street you follow suit.
Honey, look: Tracy and Allan always have their bin out first every fucking week. Next week is your week honey, be quick, hurry! get ours out first! We can be the binstigators for once! (Tracy and Allen have yet to be dethroned- they leave it at the curb)

Banastical 

The art of getting fucky, when things get dark/eerie and words can not explain the level of greatness (possibly when you are indulging in funtivities that are illegal). Banastical can be used to describe the moment or time. This phrase can be used at any time of the day but you have to be positive, not positive you have to be HIV positive that it is a Banastical moment.
Banastical moments come around a lot on Wensdays when consuming large quantities of alcohol and playing drunk bowling with great friends in Pullman Washington. Banastical describe the level of greatness and excitement that everyone has when playing the game of drunk bowling. When this term is used you could possible be the best time of your life.
Banastical by Mr. Runquest April 25, 2010

binisticle

1. To lie
2. To lie and deny lying, repeatedly
"You're being binisticle about it being spelt wrong."
"That's not true!"
binisticle by Keira Nolan May 11, 2006

banastin 

a word that describes a gay person, or anyone to do with something that is gay.
Marco: Dude, my mom has a girlfriend.
Scott:Wow, your mom is fucking banastin; eww!!1!
banastin by leadpump22 June 22, 2008

Binastics 

The act of relief from being incarcerated
coming out of jail ...binastics ...lsd ..did the trick.
Binastics by Kypo January 2, 2021