The only way to start helping the helpless is to get them to admit that they have a problem!
So what do you want for christmas this year?
BillyWagoner: thinking to himself
BillyWagoner: oh wait mom i want the Ladainian Tomlinson jersey since he broke the record of 28 TDs Shaun Alexander had the previous season (last year he wanted a Shaun Alexander jersey)
Things that have been BILLYWAGONED:
Cheifs in 2003: Because they stared the season 13-0
Peyton Manning: 49TD record set in 2004
Colts: Several Divion titles and Started the past two years 10-0
Carnel "Cadillac" Williams: Set a rookie record of 3 consecutive 100 yard games in a row
Villanova Basketball: even tho there a home they werent mentioned till they reatched a high in the 2006 season.
StL Cardinal: Went to many wold series in the past couple of years and Poljos bandwagon
White sox: won world series
doode 2: Prolly inside beating off to LT's reacord breaking stat card with his new LT lotion onto his old Cadillac Williams sock from last year.
doode 1: Wow lol prolly is!
Person#1: stfu, get off the billywagon!
LIST OF THINGS BILLYWAGONED:
Chiefs (went 13-0 in 2003)
Peyton Manning: set a nfl record of 49tds in 2004
Colts: just happens to be the team peyton manning is on
Cadillac Willams: first rookie to rush for 100 yards in his first three games.
Buccanneers: just happens to be Cadillac WIlliams team
WhiteSox: won the world series in 2005
Cardinals: won the world series in 2006
Shaun Alexander: nfl record of 28 tds in 2005
Ladainian Tomlinson: nfl record of 31 tds(and still going) in 2006
Albert Pujols: started off a hot season in 2006 til injury
Villanova Wildcats: went to ncca final 4, also went out and bought shirts and videogame because of this
Philadelphia soul: no1 fuckin knows lol AFL IS GAY!
Cole Hammels: pitcher sent up from minors to phillies
Edgerrin James: just happened to be on Peyton Manning's team
Ravens: the had a great defense in 04 and wat do u kno heres come billywagoner on thier dick!