Billy Mays 

A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use.

The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.

R.I.P.

"LOOK AT THIS SHIT OVER HERE....IT CLEANS YOUR LAUNDRY, MOWS YOUR LAWN, AND YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH IT! WOW!"
-Billy Mays

Billy Mays by Stinky J June 28, 2009

Billy Mays 

A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.

Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.

Guy B: What is it?

Guy A: A nickel!

Guy B: Huh??

Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.

Guy B: ...

Billy Mays by Zastro June 16, 2009

Billy Mays 

A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean commercial. he also advertized mighty putty, some wonder rag, and had his own show pitchmen.

Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas part... -Billy Mays

This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!

Billy Mays by my hero June 29, 2009

Billy Mays 

The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it.

Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"

Billy Mays by ChallengerApproching July 27, 2009

Billy Mays 

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.

Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!

Billy Mays by Skelwor May 13, 2009

Billy Maysing 

The process of overdosing on the spokesperson of Oxiclean, Billy Mays.

Dude, I was so Billy Maysing last night, it was awesome!

Yo, I haven't gotten so Billy Maysed in such a long time.

Billy Maysing by BigJim2232 February 19, 2008

Billy Mays 

Billy was and remains the legend of infomercials.noone can top Billy's commercial presentations and his trade mark entrance "Billy Mays her with another fantastic offer" We Will all Miss Billy
July-20th-1958
June-28th-2009
RIP

Guy 1:You gonna get that new tv?
Guy 2:nope,maybe if Billy Mays did the commercial i would have

Billy Mays by DarrenL-RIP Billy Mays June 29, 2009